Well, don’t you worry, our handsome-yet-clueless other halves. We’re here to spell it out for you, so listen up! We know we’re not the only ones who are longing to find that special someone we can grow old with. We know your intentions are pure, even if it doesn’t always show on the outside. We know you love your wife, even if you have trouble showing it at times.

With a few simple “guidelines”, you can make your wife feel like a queen, and make her feel like there’s no way she can ever leave you. Get the (emotional) shackles and chains ready, because we’re about to spill the beans.

Here’s the secret to making your marriage last: